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Certified Life Coach: Results Not Guaranteed T-Shirt

Certified Life Coach: Results Not Guaranteed T-Shirt

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Some shirts explain your mood better than you should have to. Certified Life Coach: Results Not Guaranteed is for the person who has thoughts, standards, and a limited supply of patience. Dry, readable, and allergic to forced enthusiasm.

It takes the language of improvement and quietly ruins it. Wear it when you are participating in life, technically, but would like the record to show your objections.

It belongs in the same exhausted corner as anti self help shirts, burnout humor, sarcastic graphic tees, cynical quote shirts, and dark humor apparel.

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Fit & materials

BRAND— Revengeof
Style— Premium Softstyle® T-Shirt
Fit— Retail Fit (slightly fitted, not boxy)
Material— 100% Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton
Fabric Weight— 4.5 oz (lightweight, breathable)
Fabric Type— Ultra-Soft Cotton — noticeably smoother than standard tees
Construction— Side-Seamed, Tear-Away Label
Sizing— Runs True To Size
Made, Packaged & Shipped in the USA

Care guide

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

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Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

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Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at revengeofxyz@gmail.com

Eligibility for a Refund

Product received is damaged or defective.
The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: revengeofxyz@gmail.com

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.

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